I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
accomplished twins. life is a go
she smelled like a LAN party
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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