woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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