You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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