Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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