he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Let's get the cat blown out
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize