I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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