I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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