I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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