i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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