Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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