pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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