Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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