Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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