I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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