so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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