sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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