She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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