no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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