I want to stick my p in your. b.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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