we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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