She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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