Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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