He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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