They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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