He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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