problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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