So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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