So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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