I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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