great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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