i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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