Don't you send me to vm
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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