is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Drake has all the answers
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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