hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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its like you know when i get waxed
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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