watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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