So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
We need to rekindle our bromance
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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