Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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