She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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