he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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