I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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