After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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