Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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