Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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