Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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