Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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