worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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