I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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