I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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