this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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