oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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